So many things… 1. I’m pretty sure one of those ribs was in the opening credits for The Flinstones. 2. They got this nigga in a smoker. 3. Did they just take a moment of silence for a rib? 4. Wait, did he just do the theme song or did he create Chili’s recipe for ribs? You’d think this dude invented bbq ribs?! 5. Teeth. 6. Yes, there was a praise dance moment in this rib-themed funeral. 7. A flowing fountain of BBQ sauce… 8.Why??????????????????????? 

This goes under the list as one of the most painful ways to die. Apparently a parking lot argument in China last week resulted in a man being killed after the woman he was arguing with squeezed his testicles until he collapsed. He was later taken to a local hospital where he died.

via thelifefiles.com. woooooow! fellas beware!