Dear Tumblr-y,

Since having Hilton I’ve become seriously addicted to a multitude of reality shows/tv series. This year alone I’ve tuned into The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, RuPaul’s Drag Race/Untucked, Scandal, Love and Hip Hop NY/Atlanta, The Real Housewives of Atlanta/New York/Beverly Hills, Girls, LA Shrinks, American Horror Story, Shahs of Sunset, ugh… And I went back and watched Lost. Its a problem. This is what happens when you stop working to take care of your baby (which I promise happens despite my shameful addiction).

Anyway, can I say how much I want CoCo Montrise to go home (that contouring is wretched!) and Alaska to win and how wack Love and Hip Hop NY is and I can’t wait for Atlanta’s season 2 with Steebie J and how Lost was a disappointing mind fuck and how Lena Dunham is kind of my hero and how I’m beginning to really like Porscha and how Phaedra Parks whole everything grosses me out and how I want to be best friends with Reza and how Breaking Bad has got to be the best show on tv hands down and how American Horror Story was so creepy I had to fast forward the credits because I thought those images were being burned into my soul… Great show though…

This is literally the only time in my life when I haven’t been busy with work (well, there were those 8 months in Atlanta…) so, I guess I should enjoy myself right? Right?! Lol. I have 5 months left to bask in tv gluttony and I intend to do just that.

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all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho.

wait.

is ho spelled like santa ho or gardening hoe?

my birthday is on thursday and i feel nothing. no excitement or anticipation. is that bad? or is it just the my natural transition into adulthood?

christmases don’t offer the same warm fuzzies and bdays are just another day each year that they pass.

i dont feel sad about it though. i feel grateful to have another year here and more grateful that i got the best lifelong present: my son, hilton.  

maybe next year i’ll do vegas or some tropical retreat but this year i think i’ll spend it laughing and kissing on my hilty boo-boo. 

xoxo

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Meteorite has Highest Water Content of Any from Mars

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/03/meteorite-has-highest-water-content-of-any-from-mars-scientists-say/?hpt=hp_c3

years ago i came up with this theory that at one point or another each of the planets had been inhabitable. the idea was that God created one planet and the life that existed on it. they’d gone through all of the major evolutionary processes we know and met their demise through an ‘end of days’ disaster after millions or billions of years. so, God moved onto the next and went through the same steps and that planet met the same fate as the previous one. so, basically all of the planets in our solar system had been former “Earths” and met a horrible end that left the planet uninhabitable… and maybe the surviving humans evolved into what we think of as aliens whose appearance and bodies morphed and changed through evolution as a result of being forced to adapt to extreme conditions.

i swear i’m not high. lol. just a theory but it made complete sense to me. anywho, this article is a bit of proof that my theory maybe isn’t so far off…

-moi

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i used to cook often when i lived in atlanta… haven’t really been on it since moving back and having Hilton but I got the urge to treat my man to a nice home-cooked meal the other night. i’ve never cooked meat (i grew up only eating poultry and fish) so this was my first endeavor but it ended up being BOMB! here’s the recipe if u wanna give it a go : skirt steak with bloody mary tomato salad.

i used to cook often when i lived in atlanta… haven’t really been on it since moving back and having Hilton but I got the urge to treat my man to a nice home-cooked meal the other night. i’ve never cooked meat (i grew up only eating poultry and fish) so this was my first endeavor but it ended up being BOMB!

here’s the recipe if u wanna give it a go : skirt steak with bloody mary tomato salad.

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